Lessons I Learned By Watching My Kids

1. It's more fun to color outside the lines.
2. Ask why until you understand.
3. Hang on tight.
4. Make up the rules as you go along.
5. It doesn't matter who started it.
6. Ask for sprinkles.
7. If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
8. Save a place in line for your friends.
9. Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
10. Making your bed is a waste of time.
11. There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
12. You can't ask to start over just because you're losing the game.